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Grown up Novelties

Completely Bonkers offers a range of adult novelty gifts for mature adults with a good sense of humour. Be sure to check out our novelty gifts and practical jokes pages for similar items. Browse our adult novelty items below and shop online today!



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AFTER SEX TISSUES

AFTER SEX TISSUES

After Sex Tissues AFTER SEX TISSUES HELPS YOU WIPE AWAY ALL THAT STUFF THAT HAPPENS during and after sex
 £3.00

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GENTLEMANS BALL SCRATCHER

GENTLEMANS BALL SCRATCHER

GENTLEMANS BALL SCRATCHER THE PERFECT PRESENT FOR A MAN THAT HAS GOT EVERYTHING
 £7.00

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Grow your own willy

Grow your own willy

Grow Your Own Willy  Grows willy in water it Keeps growing for 72 hours Stays grown as long as it's kept wet No fear of...
 £2.50

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Juggling boobs

Juggling boobs

Juggling Boobs To much stress or do you just like boobs well Juggle away the stress with a lovely pair of juggling boobs approx size is about the...
 £5.99

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Small Pecker condoms

Small Pecker condoms

SMALL PECKER CONDOMS ARE JOKE CONDOMS FOR MEN THAT JUST DO NOT MEASURE UP Packaging may vary
 £2.50

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Stress Boob

Stress Boob

Stress relief boob Its big and it relievers stress big Time Ideal for the stressed out Male Contains one stress boob
 £5.99

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WANK WIPES

WANK WIPES

WANK WIPES DOES EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOX  IF YOU'VE BEEN JERKIN THE GHERKIN YOU NEED WANK WIPES- :A GREAT PRESENT FOR A SINGLE MAN OR A...
 £3.99

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New Products For February - Grown up Novelties

WANK WIPES
WANK WIPES
£3.99
AFTER SEX TISSUES
AFTER SEX TISSUES
£3.00
Small Pecker condoms
Small Pecker condoms
£2.50

GENTLEMANS BALL SCRATCHER
GENTLEMANS BALL SCRATCHER
£7.00
Juggling boobs
Juggling boobs
£5.99
Grow your own willy
Grow your own willy
£2.50

Stress Boob
Stress Boob
£5.99
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